I could not make this up even if I wanted

A text message I just now got from Chris, presented without commentary... 
PART FIVE of the STICKER / JAR SITUATION: 

LOLz for dayz
Indiana Adams
I like my sugar with coffee and cream. I'm Indiana. I used to live in Austin. I live elsewhere now.
http://indianaelsewhere.com
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