Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

This is not a joke: in the epic summer of 2006, I once wore this shirt to a bar with my dear friend Siobhan. A drunk frat boy came up to me and said, "Duuuuude! You look like Beetlejuice to me!"

Needless to say, I was embarrassed and a little insulted, but then in complete seriousness he added, "I love Beetlejuice! That's hot," and he proceeded to hit on me.

I don't know what disturbed me more: the fact that I looked like Beetlejuice to him or the fact that he found Beetlejuice attractive.

date: 24 August 2009
occasion: last acting class of the season
striped Beetlejuice tunic: Coolwear (Marshalls)
tiny skirt: Springstreet (Ross)
double satin bow headband: Lulu (Ross)
patent leather ballet flats: American Eagle (Payless)

The fact that I'm married aside, men, take note: telling a girl she looks like Beetlejuice will get you no where. Even if you find Beetlejuice extremely attractive.