This is a scheduled post, as I'm not at home most of the day today. Get this: I'm getting paid to hand out samples of ice cream to ladies at a scrapbooking conference. Yes, really. More about that later tonight when I return.

In the meantime, please enjoy this video, as emailed to me a while back by my buddy Mary over at Style Fyles (she wrote "I saw this and thought of you!", to which I say, Mary, I totally take that as a compliment!):
Yes, this gives new meaning to "butt ugly", but don't put it past me to wear these. I mean, I'm the girl who recently donned Hammer pants without even batting an eyelash.