I must look like a Jill. Have you ever met anyone and said “Oh, she looks like a Katie” or “Yeah, he looks like a Chad”? I am beginning to wonder if maybe people look at me and think that I look like a Jill. Not that it’s a bad thing…
You see, I just booked [...]
You’re running at a hundred miles
Flashing that million-dollar smile
And everybody turns to stone when they see that you’re alone…
-opening lyrics to “Sweet Lady” by What Made Milwaukee Famous
I think I first wanted braces when Jennifer Stogdill got them in the third grade. Jennifer was the epitome of coolness at Brown Elementary School. Her clothes always [...]
My tour for the play that I’m starring in ends tomorrow, so starting Thursday, I plan to revamp things here and kick the blogging up a notch. I am happy to report that making the switch from Blogger to WordPress has been relatively easy. I should have done that years ago! Honeybun is putting the [...]
Continue reading...It is no secret that I adore Buffalo Exchange. Last summer, when the acting work got slow, I even worked there as a buyer (weirdest eight weeks of my life, by the way). Now that I don’t work there, I try to go in at least once every other week, because on any given weekday, [...]
Continue reading...As I mentioned yesterday, last night I was doing featured extra work on the film Ex-Terminators, which stars Jennifer Coolidge, Heather Graham, Joey Lauren Adams, and Amber Heard. I played a woman who is part of their anger management therapy group, but because of my commitments to the play I’m starring in, I was only [...]
Continue reading...Let me introduce you to Melon Girl. Are you socially awkward at parties? Let Melon Girl break the ice! Are you tired of looking like the chump who only brings a bag of chips to the pitch-in? Let Melon Girl establish your reputation as the next Martha Stewart (or Jamie Oliver). Are you looking [...]
Continue reading...Tonight I have to skip out on going to a BBQ with Honeybun and Melon Girl because I got a last minute call from my agent to be on set with the movie Ex-Terminators. It is just featured extra work, but I jumped at the chance to see Jennifer Coolidge work.
I have mixed feelings about [...]
Have you ever met a vegan who was not annoying? Yeah, me neither. When I was a cocktail waitress in California, the following happened to me after I delivered a vegan valley girl the piña colada she had ordered:
VEGAN VALLEY GIRL: Excuse me, ma’am? Is there milk in this?
ME: Well, there’s coconut milk…
VEGAN VALLEY GIRL: [...]
Dear WordPress,
I did it. I’m a free woman! I finally left Blogger. We had been together for eight years, and things just weren’t progressing the way I had hoped they would. I kept seeing you out with my friends (like The Smallman), and I’ll admit it. I was jealous. Nonetheless, I tried to stick it [...]